Is Levitation Possible? Well Here We Will Find Out. Yes It Is And You Can do It To!

Now We All Are Probably More Familiar With Who Jack Black Is Than The Stupid Idiot Watchmen Who Were On Board The Titanic And Most Stupidly And Horrifically Failed To See The Grand Chunk Of Freaking Ice That Was Right In Front Of There Freaking Eyes. Pshsh. Idiots. But, with That Said, I Would Like To Tell You A Story. This Is One Of Great Tragedy And The Utmost of Stupidity.. This Is The Story... Of... Uuve The Guyy.

You See, Uuve The Guyy Was A Most Frail Little Twerp. He Was Afraid Of Women And He Was Afraid Of Being bitten By A Chicken. Why Was This Little Idiot Afraid Of Being Bitten By A Chicken? We Might Not Ever Know. But We Do Know Why This Stupid Guy Was Afraid Of Women. He Was Afraid Of Women.. Because He Was One. Yes, My Friends, This Poor Little Guy Got A "Gender Transformation" At The age Of 5 And Was Then Forced Into Forced Labor By A Bunch Of Artificial Robots. This Guy Sucked At Life, And He Knew It. And So Did Life. I Guess You Would Be Correct In Saying That The Two Had A Mutual Understanding Of Each Other And Their Boundaries. But Anyways Life Sucked For This Little Warlock. He Was Actually Not Born A Muggle, He Was Only Born And Raised To Believe That He Was. What Is A Muggle You Ask? A Muggle Is An Idiot. And This Boy Is Not ONe, Even Though His Aunt Petunia And His Uncle Jarvis Made Him Believe So. No, Quite The Contrary, This Little Boy Was In Fact Perhaps The Most Talented Wizard In All Of Tamriel. This Guy Could Explode Dr. Pepper Bottles While Playing Any Type Of Video-game And Last But Not Least and Most Importantly This Guyy Could Raise The Dead From there " Everlasting, Peaceful Sleep" And Make Them Immortal.. ( Which Also Quit Frankly Pisses Them Off Because They Cannot Just Simply Die But Are Here Forever.) ... Where Did You Think Chuck Norris Came From? Just Poof! He Appeared Out Of Some old Ladies Womb Huh? No, I Do Not Think So. And Neither Did Chuck Norris. This Is The Most Infamous Story Of Chuck Norris' Grand Birth And His Eternal Damnation Of Life And Death. Did You Just Read That? " Of Death "? You Attempt To Believe That Chuck Norris Will Eventually Die!? Hypocrite! This Is Blasphemy! No, This Is SPARTA! * Boom* Kicks Him Into That Evil Looking Black Hole That Looks Like The One Where That Stupid, Nasty Country Girl From That Movie " The Ring " Just Magically Appears From. Yes My Friends, Chuck Norris Is Here To Stay And Never To Leave. So Here I Am With Open Arms! Hoping You'll See, What Your Love Means To Me. Open Arms. That Is What Chuck Norris Says. You Dare Defile His Name? Who Would Be Such A Fool? Hypocrites! You Should Go Off Yourself Right now If You Are Still Reading This. Haha